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tom-marvolo-dildo:

dutchster:

dutchster:

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“This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo. While I was taking her picture someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in it, so I hopped in. Then the girl in blue walked up and said, “Hey! Let me be the other girl!” The whole thing was spontaneous and random, and of course it happened on the one day in my life I’m not wearing a plaid shirt.“ (x)

if u told me in 2008 that in 2018 there would be a know your meme party AT A MUSEUM and not in some fedora-wearing-pony-fuckers basement i would have instantly burst into flames like a phoenix and be reborn as someone who could handle this

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marius7th:
“ big-gay-bird:
“ uuddlrlrba-start:
“ tubacondom:
“ beaux-knows:
“American healthcare system be like
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I️ fucking hate this
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definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system
there, I fixed...

marius7th:

big-gay-bird:

uuddlrlrba-start:

tubacondom:

beaux-knows:

American healthcare system be like

I️ fucking hate this

definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system

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there, I fixed it

More like 

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I’m crying at the corrections done to it.

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more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:

i-raised-you-danker-than-this:

thebrightsideofthebluemoon:

mydogisabutt:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement
- they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with
- they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!!
- they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!)
- u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!)
- they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something
- absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt
- u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr
- as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily
- babies. absolute baby children
- speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!!
- some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

This is so sweet and I absolutely didn’t know I needed this till now

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jewishdragon:

gahdamnpunk:

Tell them the air is halal too

whose gonna tell them it’s also certified kosher

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ryntaia:

Kiki’s Delivery Service is one of those movies that I feel any aspiring artist should see. The struggle of Kiki in this movie is one that ANYONE who wants to further themselves goes through, that transition from taking what you love to do to something that you make a living off of.

As artists we have all been in the place where Kiki is. That place where we can’t draw anything right, can’t paint anything right, can’t sculpt anything right, that place where everything comes out wrong over and over and we begin to question if we’re actually good enough for the talents and skills that used to come to us like second nature when we were just using them for fun. That place where we want to give up because we suddenly can’t ‘fly’ like we want to, because everything seems too difficult to do that. 

But that doesn’t mean it isn’t there, just because it isn’t working right then and there when you want it to be. If you can always fly, then it wouldn’t make those times when you did as special. It isn’t necessarily easy to grow up, nor is it necessarily easy to live with the artistic struggle of losing inspiration. But you can’t just throw up your hands and say ‘No, I can’t do it anymore’ because you’ll NEVER fly if you do that. 

You gotta wobble before you stand. 

“You gotta wobble before you stand.” Can we just talk about the singer of the original American release songs??? Her name is Sydney Forest. You can find her on Bandcamp, I searched for years to find decent versions of her songs “Soaring” and “I’m Gonna Fly” before finding out who she was. To me the movie just isn’t the same without those songs and the current DVD releases for English markets simply feature the songs from the original Japanese release.

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